TG: wow damn how long has it been since i was here last
TG: shits been ridiculous ok like you guys dont even know what kinds of crazy shit my life has been
TG: anyway yeah i think its time to breathe the breath of life into this here blog
TG: wheres a phoenix down when you need one
TG: alright whatever time to fix this shit
CG: WOW, REALLY OUT OF ALL THE THINGS I COULD’VE BEEN DRESSED IN, THIS IS THE BEST THEY COULD DO? WOW. JUST, WOW.
CG: SO I GUESS I ENDED UP GOING TO PROM WITH TWO PEOPLE. INITIALLY IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ONE STUPID ASSHOLE NAMED EGBERT, BUT THEN SOMEHOW EGBERT ENDED UP BAILING AND I WENT AHEAD AND ASKED HIS BEST FRIEND STRIDER. I GUESS THE HUMAN SAYING “BROS BEFORE HOES” DIDN’T APPLY IN THIS SCENARIO, WHATEVER THAT MEANS. AUGH. CAN YOU BELIEVE HUMANS HAVE THE CUSTOM TO DRESS UP FOR THIS TYPE OF EVENT?
CG: I KNOW THAT ALTERNIANS ARE THE MOST FASHION CONSCIOUS BEINGS OUT THERE, BUT REALLY, GETTING DRESSED FOR SOMETHING AS PRIMITIVE AS THIS SEEMS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY POINTLESS, BUT I GUESS SINCE TWO SHITHEADS WENT OUT OF THEIR WAY TO GO AND MAKE ME FEEL “WELCOME” THE LEAST I CAN DO IS ATTEMPT TO GO AHEAD AND FOLLOW THIS OUTRAGEOUS CUSTOMS.
CG: AFTER ALL, I’M ONLY EXPECTED TO DO THIS ONCE, RIGHT? WISH ME LUCK; I’LL DEFINITELY NEED IT.
CG: THIS IS SO STUPID, I’M NOT EVEN SURE WHY I WENT AHEAD AND DID THIS.